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  • Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
    - Mae West

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  • Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
    - Groucho Marx

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  • Another such victory, and we are undone.
    - Pyrrhus

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  • Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
    - Woody Allen

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  • An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
    - Mae West

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  • Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
    - Mark Twain

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  • Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
    - Winston Churchill

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  • All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
    - Mark Twain

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  • All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
    - Alexander Woollcott

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  • All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
    - George Orwell

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  • Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
    - Homer Simpson

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  • Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
    - Homer Simpson

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  • Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
    - George Burns

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  • Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
    - David Brent

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  • A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
    - Rudyard Kipling

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  • A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
    - W.C. Fields

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  • A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.
    - Sam Goldwyn

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  • A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
    - Groucho Marx

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