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  • He who hesitates is a damned fool.
    - Mae West

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  • He who fights and runs away May live to fight another day; But he who is in battle slain Can never rise and fight again.
    - Oliver Goldsmith

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  • He who can does. He who cannot, teaches.
    - George Bernard Shaw

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  • He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
    - Groucho Marx

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  • He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That clearly points to a political career.
    - George Bernard Shaw

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  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
    - Woody Allen

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  • 'Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
    - Mae West

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  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    - Will Rogers

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  • Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
    - Mae West

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  • Giving up smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times.
    - Author Unknown (Often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain.)

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  • Give me chastity and continence, but not yet!
    - Saint Augustine

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  • Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
    - Mae West

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  • From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
    - Groucho Marx

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  • Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
    - John F. Kennedy

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  • For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
    - Woody Allen

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  • Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging.
    - Denis Healey

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  • Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
    - Will Rogers

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  • Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
    - Charles D. Warner

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