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  • I like children - fried.
    - W.C. Fields

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  • I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
    - Mae West

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  • I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.
    - Clement Atlee

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  • I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
    - Spike Milligan

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  • I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
    - Winston Churchill

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  • I have nothing to declare except my genius.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.
    - Mark Twain

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  • I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    - Mark Twain

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  • I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
    - Woody Allen

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  • I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
    - Mae West

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  • I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
    - Woody Allen

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  • I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
    - Mae West

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  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
    - Frank Sinatra

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  • I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
    - W. C. Fields

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  • I drink therefore I am.
    - W.C. Fields

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  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
    - Woody Allen

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  • I don't think sex could ever be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It's not that sex is not great; just that the World Cup is only every four years and sex is a lot more regular than that.
    - Ronaldo

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  • I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
    - Mae West

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  • I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
    - Mae West

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