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  • It's not about how others look at me, it's about how I look at myself
    - Unknown

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  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
    - Herbert Henry Asquith

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  • you're never too old to become younger.
    - Mae West

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  • you're everywhere. you're omnivorous.
    - Homer Simpson (To God.)

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  • You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
    - Homer Simpson

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  • You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you're got music.
    - Sid Vicious

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  • You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
    - David Brent

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  • You don't have to be mad to work here, but you do have to be on time, well presented, a team player, customer service focused and sober!
    - David Brent

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  • You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
    - Will Rogers

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  • You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
    - Woody Allen

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  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • Men don't get cellulite. God just might be a man.
    - Rita Rudner

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  • Women should be obscene and not heard.
    - Groucho Marx

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  • Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them.
    - Oscar Wilde

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  • Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings.
    - Mae West

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  • Woe unto you also, lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne.
    - Jesus

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  • Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing.
    - Vince Lombardi

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  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
    - Woody Allen

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  • Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
    - Oscar Wilde

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