Two Italians and a Pollock go into a bar....
  • Two Italians and a Pollock go into a bar. The Pollock doesn't have a
    girlfriend and the Italians feel sorry for him. They explain to him
    that if he studies their moves, he'll be able to pick up women.

    So the first Italian walks up to this blonde chick and goes,"Hey
    baby, ya' wanna' leave here?"

    She goes,"I'd love to-but we can't go to my house. My parents will
    kill me if they see me with you."

    He goes,"That's okay. We'll go to my house," and they leave.

    The second Italian says,"That's nothing. Watch me in action and
    learn!"

    So he walks up to some blonde and says,"Hey baby, ya' wanna' leave
    here?"

    She replies,"I'd love to-but we can't go to my house. My husband
    will kill me if he sees me with you."

    He says,"That's okay. We'll go to my house," and they leave.

    Now the Pollock's alone and he says to himself,"I think this looks
    pretty easy. I think I'll try it."

    So the Pollock walks up to this brunette and says,"Hey baby, how do
    ya' wanna' leave here?"

    She goes,"I'd love to-but I can't. I'm on my menstrual cycle."

    He says, "That's okay. We'll go on my moped."

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