The Top 15 Rejected Department of Homeland Security Slogans
  • 15> Homeland Security: Taste the Rainbow

    14> We're Watching You, Commie

    13> So Many Colors, So Little Time

    12> We'll Watch Over You Like a Big Brother

    11> The Stealthy, Sneaky, Privacy-Invading Alert-Issuing Hide-Under-Your-Bed-While-Bush-Bombs-Iraq Agency

    10> Now With 20 Percent Fewer Constitutional Freedoms!

    9> Don't Be Afraid of a Terrorist Iraqi -- Just Move to Canada and Learn to Play Hockey!

    8> Pay No Attention to the Economy Behind the Curtain!

    7> Orange You Glad We Didn't Say "Red"?

    6> Whoa, That Bill Clinton Sure Was a Randy Son of a Gun!

    5> Dude, Where's Your Duct Tape?

    4> Be Prepared. Wear Brown Pants.

    3> Now With Color-Coded Garanimals Threat Charts!

    2> Shhhh!!! We're Hunting Wabbits.

    1> Holy Shit!! What Was THAT!!!???

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