An old man uses his life's savings to buy a Rolls-Royce.
The salesman explains how the old man has to start the car, warm the car, fill the car and handle the car.
Overwhelmed, the man drives off, and a mile down the road, the car stalls.
A truck pulls up, and a young man gets out to help. He checks under the hood for the old man.
"I found it," the young man eventually calls out. "Just crap in the carburetor."
The old man groans, "I have to do that too?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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